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You can really see the Twilight influence lingering. Good to meet you, José!Īna and Christian are spending a long f-cking time staring at each other. Not only is this A-plus character exposition it's also pretty much the definition of not respecting a friend's boundaries.
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"If I had asked, you would have been like, 'I'm too shy,'" says Ana's friend José of his decision to-without her knowledge or consent-display and sell giant photographs of Ana at his art show. ( The running Ana/Hanna jokes will be my favorite part of this movie.) The other girl at Anastasia's office is named Hanna. But on the third hand, doesn't Ana seem like the jasmine/peppermint type? OK, enough about the tea. Black." The weak-light version of black is gray, so on the one hand this is a clever line, but on the other, there is a better tea pun to be made, and it's Earl Grey.
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Why didn't I think to bring any wine?Ĭhristian's dream flashback to his abusive childhood is sad and all, but why in the Year of Our Lord 2017 does any movie use a cover of Coldplay's "The Scientist"?Īnastasia's boss knows how she likes her tea: "Weak. The last trailer before Fifty Shades is for Beauty and the Beast, which is kinda Fifty Shades for kids, no? Nice girl, likes to read, gets involved with a kinky rich guy who keeps his women locked up but may or may have a heart of gold. It kicks on in time for the Baywatch trailer, which seems appropriate. The projector is broken, so we're listening to the sounds of the trailers in the dark. There are six to seven other people in this theater all of them appear to be older than I am. 50 Thoughts I Had Watching Fifty Shades Darker by Myself at 11:00 A.M.